Uphill struggle

"Entry to" would be ok, "Entrance to" would be perfect.

Verbatim

I guess "Lokal" is tricky to translate.

Where there's a Will...

...there's a Willimam.

On the steps of the National Museum too.

I'm waiting

But what exactly is it checking?

Close enough

In Polish "szef kuchni" means something like "head of the kitchen", but in English we use Chef (same pronunciation as Szef).

Grave Error/Dead Wrong etc

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How would you transalate "cmentarz" ?

Innumerate

I'm informed that the Polish number system is the same as in English.

Kit of agreement

I'm not sure what a "kit of agreement" is, sounds like a useful thing to own though.

Hammer time

Ok, so the hammer is not even there (as the German translation suggests), but I do like the translator's choice of words ;-).

Mutation

What on earth happened to this poor chicken?

Possessed

Why not display your grammatical error in a prominent window on the busy Rynek for everyone to admire?

Also,  this is best advice on using the apostrophe appropriately.